There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
tell me about the eggs
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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