He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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