i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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