'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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