But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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