Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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