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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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