i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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