yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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