Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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