If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
operation have a gay friend backfired
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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