How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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