no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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