his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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