so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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