i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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