just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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