found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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