I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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