worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize