Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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