i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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