my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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