We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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