god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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