"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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