I feel like I'm in dance class right now
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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