I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
