dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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