Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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