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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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