the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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