so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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