And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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