her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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