I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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