just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So vagazzling was a success
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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