Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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