this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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