...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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