i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Say something about gay babies.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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