no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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