so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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