Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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