Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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