Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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