How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She announced her abortion via fbk
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go home
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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