All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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