I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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