People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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