My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Can Purell be used as lube?
there's paper in my vomit.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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