Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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