belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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