If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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