ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Farmville is her only friend.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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