Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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